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Since allegedly getting elected president, Joe Biden has gotten his ancient behind kicked by the Taliban, by Kevin McCarthy, and by a random USAF sandbag to name just a few of the groups, individuals, and inanimate objects that have bested the worst president since Jimmy Carter. This guy is not well. Some might call him senile. Some might call him dumb. Some might call him a corrupt pervert. And some might call that list a good start.
He mumbles that he’s running, but it is not assured that Biden will be on the ballot in November 2024. There is precedent for a sitting president not being present at the end of the race. LBJ was running, but he got humiliated in the primaries early 1968 and dropped out. Now, Let’s Go Brandon is no Lyndon Baines Johnson. The Delaware Dipwad has less dignity than the guy who made his aides talk to him while he was on the crapper. As long as Bididdler is staggering along being Weekend At Bernie’s’d by his wife the doctor, and a bunch of real doctors, he will be the Democrats’ nominee. There’s not going to be a coup. There’s not going to be a rebellion, even if the GOP manage to nominate someone who is not a mortal lock on defeat. There is no council of wise men that will convene, realize that this whole charade is ridiculous and that this guy belongs in a home, and anoint some less feckless candidate – partially because there’s no consensus on who the replacement might be and partially because a council of wise men assumes their gender and is sexist and wisdom would probably be labeled “white supremacy” by the nincompoops of pallor who form the core of the Democrat Party.
They will run Biden if they can. Sure, he’s a mental defective, but he’d fare no worse than Dianne Feinstein or Ogre Fetterman in a round peg-square hole competition. The Democrats can live with an avatar-in-chief. And they will. The fact is that the Democrats will nominate Hunter’s Daddy in 2024 barring the machinations of fate. But fate may have other plans. He could break his hip. He could get sick. Let’s not be morbid, but when you’re with a guy his age you need to short his actuarial chances. The fact is that fate might take him out of the equation, and then what the hell do the Democrats do?
I hope they panic and tear themselves apart.
So, who rides in as their White Knight, understanding that the “white” and “knight” parts are both terrible for a number of reasons? The most fearsome candidate is Michelle Obama, but she pretty clearly has no interest in doing this job. Or any job. Neither does Bernie Sanders – the communist will not be adding the White House to his long list of mansions. Maybe they would defrost Hillary Clinton, but the fact that we rarely see her anymore tells us that she’s not doing so great either. Felonia Milhous von Pantsuit would be 77 in 2024, and remember how seven years ago she had to be scooped up and loaded into an SUV after falling over from the strain of standing upright for a minute? At least we’ve dodged that nagging, bitter bullet – unlike Vince Foster.
I kid, I kid. No really, I kid. I have a lot to live for.
Who else might take Crusty’s place?
Well, in a grievous oversight, the Founders did not impose an IQ test for the office of vice-president, so if Joe pops smoke then Kacklin’ Kamala inherits the job. She would insist that it is her right to keep it and assume the 2024 nomination, but – not to put too fine a point on it – everyone hates her and thinks she’s a borderline clinical idiot plus a total embarrassment. And that’s just her staff.
Exactly who is going to get swooped up into the vortex of Kamalamania? Her weirdo husband? No one likes her. No one respects her. No one wants her. And again, that’s just her staff.
But we know that gross incompetence is no barrier to a successful Democrat candidacy, so she could still be in the running if she inspired fear in her competitors instead of loathing. They look at her and, instead of trembling at her wrath, they start thinking about how they would re-do the Oval Office. No one is afraid of her. She would have to go out and take the nomination, which means convincing the Democrat base to support her. She tried that once, before she ended up botching the vice-presidency – you almost have to try to dumb enough to screw up a job that requires literally nothing but perfect attendance and not forgetting to breathe. The Democrat primary voters gave her about 1% of the vote – she’s flirting with Asa Hutchinson territory. They were too kind.
No, her competitors will smell weakness and start circling her like wolves following the buffalo with a limp.
Some kind of already are. Gavin Newsom (D-Contingency) has been running a shadow campaign for a year now just in case Faily McFailure falls out. He’s going all around the country telling other governors how they should run their states, and they are taking his advice, in a way. They see what Gov. Hairstyle has done in the Golden State and do the opposite. Gavin is good-looking and dumb, so he’s got that Kennedy thing going (the actual Kennedy in the race is a non-player – he’s too weird even for the Dems). Still, picking him sets up a race between himself and Trump – call that a wash – or DeSantis, a guy who is running a successful state. Gavin offers the country the chance to make all of America modern California, which is as appealing a prospect as taking a bite from some San Francisco hobo’s half-eaten hepatitis and crank burrito.
There is Pete Buttigieg, who is very impressive to Pete Buttigieg. His unspoken premise is that all the jobs he previously had and failed at – mayor, transportation secretary, Alfred E. Neuman doppelgänger – have prepared him to fail as president. That’s certainly correct, but it’s not a selling point. Moreover, he’s got this Teen Woke Scold vibe, and by 2024 the wokeness backlash might be in full effect. “Roads are racist” might once again be seen as being just as transcendently stupid a concept as it objectively is.
Who else? Well, there are some governors who might take a shot. Josh Shapiro in Pennsylvania is popular and comes from a key battleground state. Him being the Democrat nominee might be awkward, considering that so many of his parties leading lights yearn for the annihilation of the world’s sole Jewish nation. He does have the advantage of having a reputation of not being a total incompetent, though PA is far from a finely-tuned machine. But he is still stuck with the albatross that is all the Democrat nonsense he has to genuflect to, stuff that normal Americans are increasingly rejecting. It’s unclear whether he (or anyone) can pull of a Sista Soljah moment by speaking some Democrat pagan blasphemy like “Crime is bad” or “Maybe men dressed as women should not be twerking in front of kindergartners.”
That’s the challenge for the Dem “moderates.” There are no Dem moderates, not if they drink the commie Kool-Aid, and if you don’t take a big gulp the pinko caucus will destroy you. That’s why Governor Jarad Polis of Colorado is problematic. His selling point is also that he’s not quite as left as the rest of the Dems, but he’s still pretty left. His state reeks of dope and is full of bums. America is getting sick of nonsense, and the problem for any Democrat is that the Democrat Party platform is all nonsense. There’s now a new name for moderate Democrats – squish Republicans. Every other Democrat is a damn commie.
That’s about the extent of the Democrat bench. The problem with keeping a gerontocracy in power for a couple decades past its sell-by date is that you don’t build a bench. They built a sick bed. A lot of potential candidates got tired of waiting for guys like Biden to take their final tumble and went off to mess up things in academia or the private sector. That’s why if something happens to Grandpa Badfinger, the Democrats will have to belly up to a smorgasbord of mediocrity and dig in.
I’m supporting Kamala she has the right skin colour.
And here is the best part. Kemalala is just as stupid and brain dead as you. Fortunately you can’t vote for anybody in this country because you are 3000 miles away and pretty much irrelevant to our process.
So have a Bud Light, moron.
Mister Manners.
Protected from the fate befalling Alexander Hamilton, the evocateur in the Spiderman™ pajamas denounces the English for what they are: which is far enough away so he’s safe regardless.
Ease up there. Marlow was just being sarcastic. He was making fun of Democrats by giving their cringey race-is-everything identity politics response.
I thought that was obvious to even the most casual observer?
Perhaps you should find out who and what Marlow really is. This guy actually believes the person who killed Ashlii Babbit should be up on Mt Rushmore. He is a Leftist Statist.
Impeach Harris too. Get the both of them out of there so McCarthy will get the seat. He’s no Trump, but infinitely better than those two losers.
Mark these words: Gavin Newsom will be “president” on Inauguration Day 2025. Here’s how it will go down:
1. Kamala resigns under suspicious circumstances: A fake health issue, family, or maybe something real, eg Dr. Jill flashes her and she has a stroke.
2. Bidet picks Newsom to replace her and that pig is easily confirmed by the senate.
3. The FBI unleashes its fury on the Bidens, revealing for all to see the corruption and filth these people have been involved in for years.
4. The shameless media jump on the bandwagon, and our Self-Shitter-in-Chief is forced to resign.
5. The last step in our destruction as a civilization is Newsom picking a big, fat, “diverse” creature posing as a female as VP.
6. Prospects for 2024 look terrible for a while, but something happens. A new plague, a shooting, an “insurrection” requiring a host of new security measures, including Federal control over elections.
7. We are officially FUCKED.
can’t fix stoo pid and you sure fit the bill.
Yep, Kamala is a bit black, but not too black.
she is stupid seems to be mentally retarded
Those who are mentaly retarded by accident of birth may beg to differ.
She’s brahman caste Indian they look down on blacks.
So that’s why Brandon was elected .
A week is a long time in politics , and November 2024 seems like an eternity as the West are a sinking ship in a race between going bankrupt and triggering WW3 with the Russians ; whatever come first, maybe BOTH
Are you always this positive in your outlook? Are things that bleak in Merry Olde England?
There’s some obvious geoengineering going on
The same thing is going on with that loser Una Salis and Marlow.
Actually he just got his rear handed to him in South Carolina.
Who to replace Biden with??? This one is too easy.
Big Mike!
You mean Aunt Esther!
It doesn’t matter. The demrats are the ones responsible for counting the votes. 😉
Also our media will turn whatever mediocrity they nominate into a mixture of Einstein, Joan of Arc, Mother Teresa,Audie Murphy, Shakespeare, Madame Curie, and Jesus Christ. And stupid voters will buy it.
Hey Kurt,
You neglected to mention and disrespect the chances of the one moderate D, Joe Manchin. Give it a go on him.
It’s hard to replace Biden. His old persona as a moderate is a perfect front for the far left that’s pulling his strings. You’d have to get another moderate-in-appearance that’s willing to shill for the far left.
Or just get Susan Rice and you don’t need the strings anymore.
Ask Xi, he calls their shots.
And Xi could claim he was born here somewhere, somehow and run for president! Obviously no barriers to any leftist wanting to be a citizen or a president. Then we would have a swift move into full on Chinese communism with American features.
Newsom is being groomed for the top spot but RFK Jr. (the last real democrat) is making waves.
Sadly, the democrats can steal primaries too so my money’s on Governor Hairdo. .
Good Question. The left has went woke, and woke is now obviously in disfavor. As long as they get their marching orders from the CCP, they will be mistrusted.
Let’s have a round of applause for Alvin Bragg, for his single handed feat in ensuring Trump secured the Republican primary nomination, possibly the most consequential political act of his career.
Then the DOJ for providing the impetus for Trump’s election victory by arresting him (to buttress the failed impeachments) the day prior to his birthday.
I wouldn’t be so quick to write off Moochie Obama. If President Silver Alert drops dead tomorrow, I don’t think there’s any question that this is who they’d turn to.
Joe Manchin is another logical choice. He’s not going to be reelected in WV and the seat is likely to flip R. Will he go along with the Fourth Reich’s agenda? Yeah, I think they can find and meet his price.
While IL Gov JB Pritzker has already made his NH Pilgrimage, let’s face it, he’s far too ugly for the job. Much more likely is NJ Gov Phil Murphy. Murphy already ticks several of the prerequisite WEF Woke-stapo boxes and would be a natural pinko fit.
Oh, and let’s not forget Oprah…
Gov. Noisome Newsom is the one I’ll bet on because voters can be really dumb when it comes to voting for superficial things like hair styles and a woman’s lipstick color (AOC, remember?). But Moochelle cannot be overlooked either. The more she says she’s not interested, the more one should believe she — i.e., Obama — is very interested in “finishing the job.”
The months leading up to 2024 will be a roller coaster ride, but everyone knows how it all will end, no matter who the Democrat nominee is.
Newsome is a disaster. No intelligence, no skills only stupid and backed by Pelosi
The Dem ticket for 2024 Michelle Obama and Brittany Griner, they will stare at you and dare you to not vote for them.
Challenge accepted.
Ru Paul, as a write in.
They won’t find a replacement. Obama rules in the background supported by Hillary, and Biden will run another campaign from his basement. What about Hillarys secret documents that disappeared from her server when she was asked to deliver them?
If Kamala Harris does someday because the President the damage and harm would to the United states be so severe that it would most probably be irreversible. As Abraham Lincoln had said, “You can’t unscramble eggs.”
If Kamala Harris actually becomes the next President of the United States, “by hook or by crook, the result of that total catastrophic for America.
Moreover, if VP Harris, by any means, “by hook or by crook,” actually does become the next US President then I’m glad that I’m no longer a young man and I’m also very sorry for the children of this country.
Kamala Harris is a blatant liar. For, she said, “American has a very strong leader in Joe Biden.”
That’s outright balderdash. For Biden is the epitome of weakness. As observed in his caving in to the Communist President of Red China, Xi Jinping, always giving his everything he wants.
Another example of the weakness of Biden is his policy of appeasement to that America hating and hostile tyrannical Islamic regime of Iran. That keeps on declaring “death to America “ and calling her the “great Satan.” For Biden giving to that Islamic tyranny’s President ,Rasis letting everything he demands.
America doesn’t need another chronic liar in the Office of the United States Presidency , meaning Kamala Harris ,to replace that pathological liar, Joe Biden ,who is , at this current time masquerading as a real, genuine, US President.
Not worth the time to read it Kurt, sorry to say. OK for some fun and sarcasm but no information beyond what we all know.
You know haw dangerous the situation is with enemies within and without, all gaining in strength while we sabotage ourselves in military, energy, borders, education, rule of law, foreign policy and even domestic policies.
Some humor always welcome, but need to be brief pointed and give a lift, not just empty ranting.
I know you mean well. Best to you.
Personally I enjoyed the comic relief. Doom and gloom abounds.
That Kamala Harris would obtain the Office of the Presidency this a tragic omen of the coming complete disaster and ruin of the United States of America. For the callous, disingenuous, lying rude, obnoxious laughing Marxist, backstabber will be a total catastrophe for this nation.
To put this in another way ,if Harris actually replaces Joe Biden as the Chief executive of the USA then thing in this country will go not from “Bad to worse” but skip the word “worse” and go straight to “Bad to the very worst.”
During the Trump Presidency it was, indeed, very appropriate, to say “God Bless America.” In contrast with a Harris Presidency it would be much more fitting to, instead, pray “Please God have mercy on America.”
Why waste time guessingwhich of the interchangeable broken parts will be the figurehead?
I don’t think that anyone should be able to self select to run for POTUS.
I think that there should be selection committees for both (or more) parties that select 50 or more candidates from a large pool of intelligent people and give them IQ and psychological tests to see if they are really qualified and then pick the most qualified candidate from those pools to be their candidate.
They should be native born (and be able to prove it and be totally vetted to be sure that they really are true, native born, patriotic, loyal and high IQ Americans.
And then also have a foolproof voting system and rules for voting and qualifications to vote.
I also don’t think that anyone should be able to be POTUS unless they have served in our military for at least 2 years if not 4 years.
everybody loves a yellow schoolbus and a venn diagram . i know who im voting for .
The movie The Devil’s Advocate is pretty much how today’s Democrat party is organized. Regardless of which underling is the public figure head, the Al Pacino part on the top floor is the real big guy of the DNC.
Also- with the Democrat fraud machine, providing needed votes, the DOJ, FBI, CIA, IRS Archives , all of them now openly aiding Democrat politicians, 90% of media that to this day will not mention the bribes Biden got and had the most popular news personality fired for daring to show the actual video of the Jan 6 dark op – does it really matter what semi-warm half wit they nominate?
Whoever it is, it’ll be far worse than the previous one. That’s the trend for the left. Replace people with somebody far less qualified.
Rational people do not vote for depravity. The whole woke culture has abandoned all reason for a successful, free, and productive society. The choices are non-existent when you look at policies, changing of cultures, laws, non-existent transparency, deception, and the decline of society, the left’s lackluster abilities of good ideas and conditions for people will continue their decline in the eyes of the people. RFKjr wants to shut down the borders permanently, and stop this dangerous vaccine aggression on human beings, that’s a start.