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The current antics of the chief executive of my failed state of California bring to mind that meme of Anthony Adams in a yellow suit, lurking as he rubs his hands, watching for his best chance. But Gavin Newsom is doing more than loitering and observing our senile, perverted, corrupt President Gumby stumble around in circles. He’s putting in the groundwork for the great switcheroo. He wants to be president and preside over the completion of the great leftist project of destroying America. And he’s proven capable of doing it – after all, this human dipstick has managed to make a state like California poor, dangerous, and infinitely stupid.
Governor Hairstyle is raising his profile in anticipation of his 2024 shot. He talked himself into a debate with Ron DeSantis over whether the Florida or California model is superior, though he will undoubtedly find an excuse not to do it. After all, besides the fact that California under Newsomism is a crime-ridden, over-taxed commie nightmare of wokeness and social pathologies, DeSantis has a notable advantage over Newsom – Ron is not an idiot. Gavin has also been making the rounds in the media, introducing himself to the rest of America, including in places like Fox, where the idea is to show normals that he is not scary. And he’s not, personally. He’s a good-looking guy, personable, and dumb as a sack of potatoes – pretty much a Democrat archetype. Imagine Jack Kennedy, except without the military service and with Jackie dumping him to go take up with Dick Nixon’s son. That his ex-wife Kimberly Guilfoyle left Gavin and ended up with Don Jr. is endlessly amusing, though the likely reason – Gavin had a thing for tapping his friends’ wives – is just scuzzy. In any case, he’s putting in the effort now to do to all of America what he did to his buddies’ spouses.
Newsom just basically announced his candidacy when he declined to sign on to a new California bill that would require courts to rip kids away from parents who refuse to sign on to their kids getting mutilated to conform to their mom’s gender delusions. You know he wanted to sign it so bad that only the knowledge that people out in America would react with a “What the hell?” on a future campaign trail could stop him. The local Dems know what he is doing and their protests were muted. After all, if he can pull off the exchange with Grandpa Badfinger, then he can impose this perverted insanity on all of America instead of just on what is now, thanks to the ubiquitous hobo droppings, the Golden-Brown State.
But is our alleged president going to drop out? It’s pretty clear that he’s whatever you become after you’ve completed being senile. This guy makes Grandpa Simpson look like Gordon Gekko. It’s only a matter of time before he wanders the halls wearing nothing but an open bathrobe and terrifies a White House tour group with an impromptu story about how he wrestled Corn Pop for possession of the Lost Ark. But mere dignity is never going to stand between him and Dr. (sic) Jill’s love of power. You can see this guy’s fingers having to be pried one by one off the front door before he departs 1600 PA Ave.
Of course, the Dems are starting to wonder if the Father of the Century’s dementia is so bad that swing voters will even swallow their proven distaste for Donald Trump and vote GOP in November 2024 (pretty much any other Republican not named Asa or who is not the size of one of Saturn’s moons would beat Crusty in a walk). The WaPo is running columns about how he needs to go. People are whispering that he’s too old – note that they are not whispering that he is too manifestly corrupt. Biden did one thing right – he hid his foreign bribes by laundering them through a web of shell companies instead of doing what fellow scumbag Bob Menendez did, which was basically accept a comically large sack with a dollar sign on it that was filled with gold. But Biden’s inevitable impeachment will not result in his removal, nor will the 25th Amendment. Putting aside Dem solidarity with corrupt politicians, he took out the perfect insurance policy by naming Kamala Harris veep.
Gavin has to deal with her, too. He was always a spoiled rich kid who did not feel the rules apply to him, like the ones he imposed on the rest of Cali about wearing a ridiculous mask, the Second Amendment, or the aforementioned issue with his having sex with other people’s wives. But now he’s facing another rule: “Thou Shalt Not Be a Penis-Wielding Person of Romney-like Whiteness Cutting in on a Black Chick’s Action.” If Newsom is going to pull this off, he has to shuffle Her Diverseness off-stage somehow, and that’s going to rile the national Dems up but good.
Well, maybe. After all, the California Dems got over his veto of that trans delusion enforcement act. The Dems are so used to taking black and wine women’s votes for granted that they may just assume that they can let him disrespect and humiliate a strong black woman like Kamala – though she’s pretty much done worse than that herself just by speaking than he ever could. Then again, when power is at stake all that woke garbage goes out the window. After all, in 2020, they went with Joe Biden, and no one but him thinks he’s a black woman.
So, Gavin’s plan is to be ready when Biden clocks out, circling like an incredibly coiffed buzzard and waiting for the day when this pitiful charade ends. America admits it currently has no president. If Trump is nominated, the Dems will probably act to make the switch. If someone besides Trump is nominated, the Dems will certainly act to make the switch. How they will do it and when they will do it are the big questions. Joe may punch out during the primaries, claiming he wants to spend more time with his family and their lawyers or with his kids in their showers. He may quit just before the convention, avoiding any unhelpful input into the nominee from Democrat voters – though the Dem base will accept whatever they are told to accept because they are hive-minded communists. Regardless, Gavin will keep preparing, trying to project moderation and shininess, watching for his best chance.
Don Davenport says
This leftoid loon will be the Justin Treadeu of America. The corporate media will swoon over his every move and love his hair.
David Ray says
He was advisor on the Barbie movie set. He was crucial in ensuring the Ken character was just as plastic & shallow as he is.
Onzeur Trante says
I think it’s spelled Turd’eau (as in Eau of Turd aftershave).
evildoctor says
If Gavin ever becomes president, he would be wise to appoint Justin as Secretary of State given Justin’s extensive experience in the field of foreign relations.
Semaphore says
He will be very easy to defeat. Just ask, “Show of hands, who wants to be like California?”
Michael says
All,
Our presidency has become a mockery. It is no longer a presidency of and for the American people, but, a presidency of and for the world’s _.
10ffgrid says
Newsom and Trudeau are homosexual twin sisters, and it shows on all fronts.
J.J. Sefton says
White, hetero and male. I wouldn’t think he has a shot, Kurt. Wretched Whitmer on the other hand I think is being, shall we say, “groomed.”
internalexile says
Nurse Ratched as prez? Yuck.
E Wenzel says
She is scarier than Newsom. Evil without stupidity which is much more dangerous.
Steve Chavez says
The White Marxist Half of Obama.
Some say Michelle will be parachuted in to the DNC to get the nomination. First Trans. D’s love Firsts.
BIDEN will grant Amnesty to 30-40 MILLION ILLEGALS and the Democrat Machine will quickly register them to vote giving the Democrats what they’ve always wanted, like their Hero, Fidel Castro, ONE-PARTY RULE! And like all good Communists, they’ll ARREST all opposition to their rule “as a threat to our Democracy!”
They’ll then take over SCOTUS and rule that the Constitution itself is unconstitutional and a new one must be written. Guess who writes it!
Newsom will act like a moderate, like Kennedy is doing now, but once it power, they’ll show their Marxist Roots!
internalexile says
What a wretched scenario. That could well set in motion things nobody really wants to see.
Mark Paul Makowski says
They’re already coming for the media mouth pieces – Rumble (includes Bongino, Alex Jones/Cramer, many more), Charlie Kirk, Tucker Carlson, Russell Brand. There will be others, you can count on it. Once there is a stranglehold on the 2024 election, expect martial law,, climate lockdowns, social media scores imposing travel restrictions, fines through digital currency, Prices will skyrocket once oil/gas restrictions are imposed and $7 a gallon nationwide with inner cities at $10 a gallon. It’s going to get sporty folks – the have and have nots are going to take sides.
Mactoid says
Greasy Gavin’s parents even moved to Florida to escape high taxes.
Luz Maria Rodriguez says
Pelosi and her nonbinary hubby too as soon as she stops her House grift.
The Dark Lord says
I keep hearing talk of Michelle Obama being pushed to run … 1) she more racist than her husband (they attended that Black Power church because of her 2) she isn’t the orator her partner is … 3) she can’t hide her resentment 4) anyone who thinks Trump is thin skinned will think he’s got a skin of iron compared to her … and 5) if she runs that mean Obama campaigns and we say how well he helped other Dems when he did that before ..
Onzeur Trante says
Yeah if Michelle runs (just how lazy is she?), we all know it’s an excuse for Obama to have another term. It would be his fourth and the death knell for America which is their objective, after all.
Scarlet Pimpernel says
He is capable of clever lies; false facts and devious (or deviant) behavior. He is capable of winning against any Republican candidate. He is evil and evil does not mean incompetent. You need to listen to his slimy retorts and his twisted answers. I would not want to just call him “names,” as he was quite capable in the destruction of the State of California. Note: homelessness, 20 billion dollar budget deficit, unknown amount of future liabilities, destruction of the forests, green energy failures, murder of birds by windmills, high oil prices, etc.
Snuffy Carter says
….and don’t forget Little Fidel’s latest accomplishment: $7/gal gasoline now in California – thanks largely to Little Fidel’s $1,50+/gal State tax on gasoline – his mentor, papa Castro. would be so proud.
Governor Little Fidel doesn’t have to care what Cal. voters think – because Little Fidel will never be voted out of office thanks to election corruption that he instituted: 100% mail in ballots, ballot drop boxes open 24hrs/day, voting month rather than one election day, ballots can be counted 2 weeks after the election is over, and last but not least, all illegals are automatically registered to vote at the DMV when getting their driver’s license.
Robert Hagedorn says
I live in the state and know of him. He may or may not be dumb, but he sure can talk up a storm. In a debate, he deflects and half answers the question in his first sentence, gives a quarter answer in the second sentence, and then he’s off to the races with his campaign speech, as he did in the PBS “debate” debacle with Brian Dahle. Stopping that speech is a challenge and not only did the PBS team not stop him, intentionally of course, but even Dahle, no Ted Cruz, finally gave up and just listened too.
Dawn says
NEWSOM == POS EVIL PEDO along with this CA Politicians including the Republicans who vote with the Democrats, especially aiding and abetting criminal Sexual Child Abuse and mutilation of of children after the evil school mentally ill teaches indoctrinates them into deviant life styles and to convivence them they have to change their gender. What happened to our laws? Where are the good law enforcement and good FBI – where are the @GOP so called conservatives who are for the people. When did the Politicians forget it is WE THE PEOPLE they work for and not the other way around. When did they become so embolden to dictate illegal mandates that are unconstitutional – did they forget they swore to up hold the US CONSTITUTION and not to make any laws that are not verified with the US CONSTITUTION.
minnesoter says
How does the destroyer of basic civilization in California become The People’s choice as president of the United States? ??? Oh, wait. Look at what we have now. Basement Joe. Stumbling, bumbling, slurring, never-happened story-telling … Biden. They call it The Fix.
hrwolfe says
As much as I like and read your work you left out a very important point, Gavin didn’t do any of this himself, Jerry Brown laid the groundwork and do give credit where it is do. Jerry had to mentor this dolt of a hairpiece.
staffsgt7 says
He is a ;master of cheating. And with the help of so many useful idiots – he might get in and finish what obama is doing.
SPURWING PLOVER says
Newsom is a total idiot he is just another version of Moonbeam Brown just like any Democrat he wants all of America to look like Southern California