I love me some snackies, I really do. Probably why my ass is so…large. Well, it’s not huge, but my sister says I have a ghetto booty. 
And I think someone knows that because when I came back inside from picking my son up from the bus, I had an oreo cakester. Chocolate with chocolate filling. Yum! They’re small too, so when I took a bite of it I ate half the cookie. But it wouldn’t go down. It was still in my mouth, but it wouldn’t let me swallow, like it was blocking my food tube without being in my food tube.
The fucking thing tried to kill me!!
I’m telling you, the snack world has put a hit out on me and Oreo tried to get in on the action. So I declare, in the immortal words of Homer Simpson…Stupid Cakester!
Your life sounds very exciting! *giggles*
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Mmmmm, Oreo cakesters! So good. I’ve never had one try to kill me though
Sounds like your snacks have an evil side to them. But how dare they try to kill you… You were fulfilling their purpose in life: to be eaten. Why would they want to kill someone who was only helping them achieve their life’s purpose?
Wow, scary. But you’d think the snack world would do anything BUT put a hit on you — and on me and on every other snack-loving chick out there — how else are they going to keep making money?
That’s what I say “Stupid Cakester!” Only I say that about almost everything I eat……
Oh my goodness! Glad you’re okay. I better stay away from those things… although they do sound quite delicious.
Oh goodness what I’d give for some Oreos right now. Glad you’re ok though, I never knew sweet Oreos can be little devils inside lol
Ahhh, the cakester strikes again! Got to be careful of those yummy foods sometimes
Oooo, you got off easy. My mom almost died from a piece of cornbread. Brother had to heimlich her and it came out. But if he had not been there, and had not received cpr training through the school, I shudder to think of the outcome.
I once slipped on an Oreo and broke my ankle. I can sympathise.
The oreo is innocent! Something that delicious can’t be that evil, right?
Crazy!! I’ve never heard of such a thing! I havent tried those yet, but now may steer clear : )
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I had a good laugh over that one. Hilarious. Sounds like you needed a big glass of milk. Although you better pray you haven’t done anything to any cows lately otherwise you’re going to drown in milk.
Oh my. The oreo doesn’t want to be eaten! LOL.
Next time, a water beside you will come in handy. Take care of yourself.
I wish I had not read this while I am hungry. Started daydreaming about chocolate covered oreos, double stuff oreos, and the major contender the cakester. Maybe I will schedule an oreo smorgasbord evening soon.
Why do I find that hard to believe?