It’s Christmas morning and almost 2am. I just got the baby to sleep by boring him with Adult Swim and Robot Chicken and I am watching The Mummy Returns. MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!! I am going to bed now.

-Mini Buff bounces around the bedroom and falls over-
Mini Buff: Whoa! WTF!
Me: Excuse me?! What did you just say?
Mini Buff: I said WTF!
Me: That is bad. Don’t ever say it again.

Now this is something I never thought I’d have to deal with…

Stupid recalls make it hard to buy anything anymore!